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From Twitter 11-20-2009

  • Nov. 21st, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 13:50:33: @retrojayne anyone would be a better opener than that awful awful awful Amanda Blank
  • 13:56:33: I hope nobody at the hotel asks me who I am rooting for in their football game.
  • 13:57:22: When large numbers of Yale and Harvard types are all in one place, I am rooting for terrorist attack.
  • 19:24:46: The @cupcaketruck is next door again, can someone go get me one?

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From Twitter 11-19-2009

  • Nov. 20th, 2009 at 3:03 AM


  • 16:42:39: Hey, hey, hey, I'm at work
  • 16:43:10: Hey, hey, hey, just set up my new phone to work with twitter
  • 16:51:31: @danawhite It sucks that Karo flaked out, but does it make me a bad person that I enjoy watching you blow a gasket about it?
  • 16:55:14: Hey, hey, hey, I hear @neilhimself is rewriting Sandman, with @amandapalmer inspiring Delirium this time! #voicesinmyhead
  • 17:25:53: Hey, hey, hey @kiemzi, I thought I HAD to add "Hey, Hey, Hey" to all my tweets, now that twitter asks, "What's Happening?"
  • 20:19:16: @kiemzi Have Raj or Rerun explain it to you
  • 20:26:45: @kiemzi They have Scrabble off the grid.

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From Twitter 11-18-2009

  • Nov. 19th, 2009 at 3:02 AM



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From Twitter 11-17-2009

  • Nov. 18th, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 12:31:44: @JeremyBorash http://twitpic.com/psfr3 - Lacey Von Erich looks like crap without make-up on.
  • 21:32:58: Did they really just say "Who watches that?" in reference to Doctor Who on NCIS? THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!
  • 23:14:34: @NewsBell LOL, c'mon, Nader is a joke.
  • 23:34:34: They should make Couture-Coleman at #UFC109 a fight to the death. One of those two dinosaurs is certain to be UFC's first in-cage fatality.
  • 23:36:16: @geofffox Does @WTNH/wtnh-staff come with all the DMs every time Sara Welch's account gets compromised, too?

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From Twitter 11-16-2009

  • Nov. 17th, 2009 at 3:02 AM



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From Twitter 11-15-2009

  • Nov. 16th, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 10:56:44: @AimlesslyAims BE AGGRESSIVE, B E AGGRESSIVE
  • 14:28:13: @DrColtCabana Did Punk and Berry debate the merits of living a straight edge lifestyle?
  • 14:28:57: @geofffox Is Roxie moving to California, too?
  • 14:33:56: @nervouscabaret You guys were awesome Friday, but I can't place where I have seen you before. Were you ever on Fearless Music?
  • 14:47:53: @nervouscabaret I KNEW I saw you guys somewhere before!
  • 15:48:00: While I did sleep in my TARDIS necktie last night, I had NO idea there was a new Doctor Who airing today. Let's get encoding&uploading, UK!
  • 22:17:44: Sale prices make people strange. I just saw a lady buy 19 bags of 99 cent potatoes and a cup of soup at @Stew_Leonards
  • 22:31:46: Got new phone, save me from going to a store to have my contacts transmutated, text me at 203-253-6409 NOW and tell me who you are.
  • 22:32:46: @geofffox Yikes! I hope Stef at least lets you keep Clicky!
  • 23:26:20: @neilhimself Stay away from the apple pie, you don't want to get TOO American!

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From Twitter 11-14-2009

  • Nov. 15th, 2009 at 3:03 AM


  • 12:57:19: @IBendSpoons Where did you see Rufus? When he opened for Tori?
  • 14:52:17: @8coupons Page 87, The Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever!
  • 18:41:32: @peachplumpanda did you explain it twice?
  • 20:02:54: @burjz She needs a Scrabble dictionary more than she needs a pie
  • 22:07:54: STALKER ALERT: I will be seeing a midnight movie at the CT Post Mall tonight on assignment.
  • 23:04:22: Why would Brock Lesnar keep what is wrong with him a secret? Now it becomes a guessing game with potentially harmful speculation.
  • 23:04:46: Oh, and I got five dollars on Lyme Disease.
  • 23:11:02: @danadearmond Every living creature on Earth dies alone - Roberta Sparrow
  • 23:30:17: @danadearmond needs more Knock-Knock jokes.
  • 23:36:50: Brandon Vera has some shitty tattoos

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From Twitter 11-12-2009

  • Nov. 13th, 2009 at 3:02 AM



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From Twitter 11-11-2009

  • Nov. 12th, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 02:45:56: I think I have AIDS in my hands
  • 12:16:02: http://bit.ly/2wZyxV
  • 12:18:30: http://bit.ly/HVw6g
  • 14:27:27: Meant to wish my coworker a Happy Veteran's Day, but I never wished him a Happy Convicted Child Molester Day and I like to be consistent.
  • 17:10:14: @anidoll I didn't even know you were married!
  • 17:35:08: @jenxstudios Ever have Edible Arrangements chocolate covered strawberries?
  • 17:38:23: Brought my laser pointer to work on accident yesterday. Turns out bellboys aren't as enchanted by it as cats are.
  • 17:42:57: @jenxstudios Godiva better or worse?
  • 20:09:10: @becca_darling Pretty much everybody that was ever in Squeeze is too cool.
  • 20:40:18: #greatstarwarsquotesduringsex Those are not the droids I was looking for
  • 21:03:44: Why does anybody give a shit about what's going on with Aerosmith in 2009? Who is the drummer for The Who these days?
  • 21:48:52: @FRANKTRIGG Well THAT excuses child rape.
  • 22:00:37: Sometimes I forget that Kellie Pickler and Carrie Underwood are separate people. Kellie is NOT a character Carrie plays, right?
  • 22:09:07: For a hotel that prides itself on having books in the lobby and all, The Study at Yale sure attracts a lot of people that can't read signs.

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From Twitter 11-10-2009

  • Nov. 11th, 2009 at 3:02 AM



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From Twitter 11-09-2009

  • Nov. 10th, 2009 at 3:02 AM



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From Twitter 11-08-2009

  • Nov. 9th, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 01:20:12: Congratulations on being the greatest minor league MMA fighter ever, Fedor.
  • 01:35:14: @anidoll Thats pretty much the worst pharmacy in the world
  • 01:40:23: is Taylor Swift old enough for me to think of inappropriately yet?
  • 12:35:44: @peachplumpanda should have had a water baloon fight
  • 16:26:20: @BabyBeth You haven't heard? Polaroid is getting back into making instant film. Plus Fujifilm makes instant stock now too.
  • 16:27:36: @BabyBeth Urban Outfitters has been selling Polaroid stuff lately at some stores, too.
  • 16:37:28: If I don't win a ipod touch, I am going to believe @zuiker is #level26 evil
  • 17:04:56: #threewordsaftersex Where's my tip?
  • 17:05:54: #threewordsaftersex Brush your teeth!
  • 17:31:08: @Ancratyne Hey I heard this on NPR, thought you might be interested in it. http://www.wnyc.org/shows/radiolab/episodes/2009/09/25
  • 17:31:45: @Ancratyne The mention a study about using hookworm to treat MS.
  • 17:33:48: I've been listening to @keithandthegirl for a couple weeks now and enjoying it. Think I'm going to listen to every episode in order now.
  • 17:42:18: @Ancratyne I don't think you eat them, the guy in the story walked around African latrines barefoot to get them.
  • 18:21:28: One down, trying to get through Episode 2 now. How many shows does it take @keithandthegirl to get their volume level?
  • 18:24:30: @Ancratyne something about it lulls "attack cells" into "sleep"
  • 19:26:36: I wonder if Philly would have still picked up Michael Vick if he had been charged in connection with cockfighting. Honour among birds?
  • 19:28:29: @becca_darling Was the Chinese poet namef Jeff Buck Lee?
  • 19:31:01: #threewordsaftersex Gonna Tweet this!
  • 19:55:39: #threewordsaftersex need a cab?
  • 22:03:09: Its not an Amazing Race til a blonde girl starts crying!

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From Twitter 11-06-2009

  • Nov. 7th, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 11:34:13: Oooh, found women's amateur wrestling on digital cable! Totally touching myself.
  • 18:21:22: There's nothing wrong with twittering during a moment of silence, ass long as you do it quietly, right?
  • 20:15:26: @WintersNight Thanksgiving
  • 20:20:10: Instead of asking for porn or adult movies, some guy and his ho just asked if we had "special channels". I asked him if he meant ESPN2.
  • 21:13:24: The bellboy is thinking of buying a new candelabra
  • 21:22:26: @SaraJBenincasa I'll wait for MoMa's Love and Rockets exhibit
  • 21:27:17: I hope everyone that doesn't watch @gregbehrendt's comedy tonight at midnight on comedy central tweets that they just aren't that into him
  • 21:40:23: What do Diana Ross, Fifty Cent and @Keith_WTNH have in common? I dunno, but sounds like a heck of a "Which of these is not like the other"
  • 21:43:04: @kellyoxford Paula Poundstone is probably the closest you'll ever get to licking Larry King?
  • 21:48:16: @kiemzi I was waiting for you to start. Ladies first and what not.
  • 21:57:18: I bet Drew McIntyre and CM Punk would be twins if Punk roided up and washed his hair.
  • 23:14:50: @xharlequingirlx how Donnie Darko was it?
  • 23:48:49: @xharlequingirlx Same director as Darko, thats why I asked!

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From Twitter 11-05-2009

  • Nov. 6th, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 01:08:18: GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MVP!!!!
  • 08:07:28: Moonfruit goes global. #flymeto The Apple Store for my 27" iMac with 2.8Ghz quadcore! $3500 dream trip http://bit.ly/flymeto
  • 11:23:32: Just watched GI JOE: The Rise of COBRA, The Baroness' boobs were better than I was expecting.
  • 16:54:54: @AnitaChainsaw Does it work in reverse, too? If you are out of Aqua-Net?
  • 17:08:26: @amyschumer Maybe she was just telling you that you are adopted
  • 17:40:40: Ooh, its Guy Fawkes day. Does that mean a girl has to ask me to a dance?
  • 18:06:16: Two handguns were used in the Ft Hood shooting? If he used them at the same time, it'll look cool in the Movie of the Week.
  • 22:35:51: @amandapalmer I wanna be on Team AFP! Especially for bowling night.

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From Twitter 11-04-2009

  • Nov. 5th, 2009 at 3:03 AM



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From Twitter 11-03-2009

  • Nov. 4th, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 00:09:29: Is John Kruk at bat?
  • 00:25:11: JOHNNY DAMON CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
  • 00:27:36: RT @KeithMalley: The Uglies win it! The Uglies win it!
  • 08:46:05: Dreamt of learning a bread delivery route from a hot chick
  • 12:52:29: Working on an investigation in Rockville. Seems nice, don't know why Michael Stipe wouldn't want to come back here.
  • 12:55:02: Perhaps it is the fact that the @Starbucks address I got from google and GPS is incorrect. Who wants to go to a town without a Starbucks?
  • 13:52:16: #Threadblips SHHHH SHHHH ♫ http://blip.fm/~ft7zx
  • 14:04:56: I wish @IBendSpoons was famous, I'd make an account just to translate her tweets, like @CLTranslated used to do
  • 14:08:18: If Jaroo.com doesn't have M.A.S.K. it can fuck right off
  • 14:11:18: @rep_am I unfortunately reside in Beacon Falls #repamtowns
  • 16:44:58: @phoch00 Just some hot illiterate broad
  • 16:47:57: @DaveSFoley o hell
  • 16:53:27: Congrats @sailormidori, but Brookstone's just isn't the same since they got rid of the conveyor belts and pneumatic tubes. BRING THEM BACK!
  • 20:32:50: @bcuban The pedophile I work with loves the Sprint wireless card, however he also likes showering with Cubscouts.
  • 21:03:55: OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE AND THEY ARE SHAKING OUR CAMERAS!
  • 21:08:48: OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE AND THEY HAVE LED SCREENS!
  • 21:09:23: OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE AND THEY WANT TO USE OUR GOOGLE!
  • 21:10:04: Anyone else watching NCIS?
  • 21:16:59: @ComcastSports Will only be a game 7 of the World Series if Lord Vader decrees it to be played. The Empire will triumph! #officetailgating
  • 21:20:01: OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE AND THEY WANT TO BORROW MY PARTY OF FIVE DVDS!
  • 21:48:46: What's with all the people talking about elections? I thought starting with Obama people were just annointed into office.
  • 22:28:55: @reversecowpie have you seen all the possible endings yet?
  • 22:39:10: @JoannaAngel Have you heard of that french-Asian chick yet? Mai Coque? I'd love to see you with Mai Coque!
  • 23:39:07: I wish @HurricaneHelms would use the Dark Knight voice when he has the mask on
  • 23:56:11: Any anti-gay activists ever use slogans like "Keep the lesbians on dvd and out of the chapel" ? That logic is really hard to argue with.

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From Twitter 11-02-2009

  • Nov. 3rd, 2009 at 3:03 AM


  • 00:51:49: @esc_key Seriously, and is this Lidge fellow an Amish ginger?
  • 00:54:18: @StripperTweets Good job with the rally cap, maybe stick to taking things off :P
  • 01:11:58: Useless trivia: I went to the same high school as Bobby Valentine.
  • 02:00:15: @amandapalmer Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and MeatBalls
  • 11:25:54: @esc_key Did you at least walk 26.2 miles around your flat?
  • 12:10:38: I have 18 outstanding assignments right now. If I get 17 of them done I will consider today a success.
  • 12:14:41: @daxholt Hey, do you guys put the whole show on the site EVERY day? They took the station you were on here off my cable!
  • 12:16:16: @AndreaExMarie Does this mean I shouldn't get you chocolate covered ants for Valentine's day?
  • 13:02:16: And I got outside to find a flat tire, day made of fail already! Sure wish I kept up that AAA membership!
  • 19:50:10: Can I be on the guestlist for northampton?
  • 19:51:24: @amandapalmer Can I be on the guestlist for northampton?
  • 22:09:32: Is it wrong that I would be OK with the Yankmes losing tonight, so they can christen the new Stadium with the Series win?
  • 22:31:48: @DaveHolmes I'm sorry, you're just not well hung enough
  • 22:35:35: @ComcastSports Philly are NY's puppets tonight. Gotta let them win one so the celebration is back in the Bronx! #officetailgating
  • 22:46:39: @jenny8lee Theodore Geisel?
  • 22:53:12: @bethofalltrades (re: http://twitgoo.com/4nwb9) I said "MAKE SURE THE COVER IS TIGHT, NOT I WANNA HEAR A UKELE COVER TONIGHT!"
  • 23:35:29: @ComcastSports Even if he breaks Jackson's record, there ain't no Garrick! bars in anyone's Halloween candy.

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From Twitter 11-01-2009

  • Nov. 2nd, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 01:55:35: @emeliz St. Jerome's Bar on Rivingston St
  • 01:58:49: @kiemzi I'm starting to think we share a brain, I wanted to write a series of books about loophole times, FEB 29, Fall Back... Leap Seconds
  • 02:00:12: @emeliz one of the blogs I follow tweeted it, I wouldn't know if anything that isnt sitting here with my cat on my lap is awesome
  • 17:22:22: @aNNa_KachiKyan If this means you are going to ask me to marry you, my answer is yes! lol
  • 20:02:22: @MrTeller Probably an agent of MOFO
  • 20:31:49: How do I get Paris Hilton to make me lasagna?
  • 20:35:32: @ComcastSports Biggest NFL Surprise today? Michael Vick not martyred on All Saint's Day #officetailgating
  • 20:46:09: Is there anything more ridiculous than Slipknot doing a ballad?

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From Twitter 10-31-2009

  • Nov. 1st, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 01:23:34: #treat
  • 13:17:38: @anidoll put something else in your mouth!
  • 16:14:37: I'm putting a basket of matchbooks on the front desk in case any trick or treaters come by tonight.
  • 16:49:42: @mousecanttweet I NEED a pic! (No rush though, I won't be taking my work pants off for 7 hours or so)
  • 16:52:12: @IBendSpoons I read "punk rock wicked witch of the east" as "you didn't dress up this year"
  • 17:02:45: http://twitpic.com/nqet8 - uninspired this year, but my finger dressed up as Jeff Hardy
  • 17:03:06: http://twitpic.com/nqevc - uninspired this year, but my finger dressed up as Jeff Hardy
  • 17:47:27: http://twitpic.com/nqp9c - Go ahead kid, take two, it's getting late and we haven't had many visitors tonight!
  • 17:47:55: http://twitpic.com/nqpdv - Go ahead kid, take two, it's getting late and we haven't had many visitors tonight!
  • 17:51:38: @8years I've been having one of those decades
  • 17:54:08: Thinking about dressing up as Bent Spine (not @BrentSpiner) next year. Need Star Fleet uniform, metallic face paint, and a scoliosis brace.
  • 17:56:45: @ArwenAnaNg I didn't have time to stop and pick up potatos before work, and I gotta give out SOMETHING
  • 18:33:41: @ComcastSports Phillistines won one in their yard, tonight the Yanks return the favor! The EVIL EMPIRE WILL BE VICTORIOUS! #officetailgating
  • 18:35:12: My car alarm just went off. Nothing seems to be wrong, but now I am going to be on edge while I work!
  • 19:20:38: I hear to show up Jay-Z singing for the Yanks, The Phillies are digging up Mario Lanza who will sing Ave Maria before tonights game!
  • 19:36:57: Couldn't Rupert Murdoch assign Ozzie Guillen to FOX SPORTS ESPANOL?
  • 19:43:22: @AlexaRPD Remember the kids aren't asking for the same kind of tricks you usually deal with!
  • 19:48:42: @AlexaRPD If I ever go out on Halloween again, I'm totally asking Trick or Trick at every door, just in case I knock on yours!
  • 19:51:48: @katyperry Give me an extra five and I'll tell you!
  • 20:08:09: Enough with the TALKING during the rain delay. Show us an episode of The Baseball Bunch instead!
  • 21:03:14: @bethofalltrades (re: http://twitgoo.com/4mjh5) you really ought to stop asking people to marry you on the first date
  • 21:40:03: I don't know why anybody gives Andy Pettite shit about taking steroids, its obvious all the mass he gained was in his nose.
  • 21:46:02: Well, thats a lot quicker than walking him
  • 21:48:06: RT @nerdist G4, I need a raise, for the children!
  • 21:56:29: I seriously hate this Jason Werth guy, and would punch him in his landing strip goatee if I ever met him
  • 22:33:44: WAIT, INSTANT REPLAY IN BASEBALL?
  • 22:35:40: YAY! INSTANT REPLAY IN BASEBALL!
  • 22:44:53: RT @ESPNBreakingNews: Right Field Camera operator's name is Jeffrey Mayer
  • 22:53:36: ANDY FUCKING PETTITE~~~~!
  • 22:56:35: WE GONNA RUN THIS TOWN TONIGHT!

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From Twitter 10-30-2009

  • Oct. 31st, 2009 at 3:02 AM


  • 00:35:10: @julianahatfield Tom @scharpling has been doing that already
  • 20:05:37: @ComcastSports It's Yale's week! Totally gonna surprise Columbia! Go Bullfrogs! #officetailgating
  • 20:26:28: I called in sick to work today claiming I had the Swine Flu. You should have seen the other people in line at the Stop & Shop's faces!
  • 20:57:26: Rey Mysterio is wearing an Ed Hardy jacket to the ring. I think that makes Batista the face in their bloodfeud.
  • 21:00:05: The reason @kiemzi waited so long for pizza is because it turned out they went to Sally's Beauty Supplies instead of Sally's Apizza. #whoops
  • 21:07:08: EDDIE'S DEAD! #awshit
  • 21:08:16: @kiemzi LOSER BUYS THE PIZZA
  • 22:26:16: @WTNH Does Doctor Mel and Desiree's mothership have a twitter?
  • 22:37:49: People understand my "Dr. Mel and Desiree are aliens" jokes when I make them on Facebook. :(

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