Kids, If Your Presents Are A Little Late This Year, Now You Know Why...
- Aug. 1st, 2005 at 8:22 PM
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Santa cut Rudolph's fucking head off.
Bad Santa!
Episode two of Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations is tonight, but obviously it will have to be off the charts to be as good as last week's premiere episode. I'm still pretty psyched for it though, even more than for Tatanka's return to Monday Night Raw.
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