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From Twitter 11-03-2009


  • 00:09:29: Is John Kruk at bat?
  • 00:25:11: JOHNNY DAMON CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
  • 00:27:36: RT @KeithMalley: The Uglies win it! The Uglies win it!
  • 08:46:05: Dreamt of learning a bread delivery route from a hot chick
  • 12:52:29: Working on an investigation in Rockville. Seems nice, don't know why Michael Stipe wouldn't want to come back here.
  • 12:55:02: Perhaps it is the fact that the @Starbucks address I got from google and GPS is incorrect. Who wants to go to a town without a Starbucks?
  • 13:52:16: #Threadblips SHHHH SHHHH ♫ http://blip.fm/~ft7zx
  • 14:04:56: I wish @IBendSpoons was famous, I'd make an account just to translate her tweets, like @CLTranslated used to do
  • 14:08:18: If Jaroo.com doesn't have M.A.S.K. it can fuck right off
  • 14:11:18: @rep_am I unfortunately reside in Beacon Falls #repamtowns
  • 16:44:58: @phoch00 Just some hot illiterate broad
  • 16:47:57: @DaveSFoley o hell
  • 16:53:27: Congrats @sailormidori, but Brookstone's just isn't the same since they got rid of the conveyor belts and pneumatic tubes. BRING THEM BACK!
  • 20:32:50: @bcuban The pedophile I work with loves the Sprint wireless card, however he also likes showering with Cubscouts.
  • 21:03:55: OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE AND THEY ARE SHAKING OUR CAMERAS!
  • 21:08:48: OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE AND THEY HAVE LED SCREENS!
  • 21:09:23: OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE AND THEY WANT TO USE OUR GOOGLE!
  • 21:10:04: Anyone else watching NCIS?
  • 21:16:59: @ComcastSports Will only be a game 7 of the World Series if Lord Vader decrees it to be played. The Empire will triumph! #officetailgating
  • 21:20:01: OMG THE ALIENS ARE HERE AND THEY WANT TO BORROW MY PARTY OF FIVE DVDS!
  • 21:48:46: What's with all the people talking about elections? I thought starting with Obama people were just annointed into office.
  • 22:28:55: @reversecowpie have you seen all the possible endings yet?
  • 22:39:10: @JoannaAngel Have you heard of that french-Asian chick yet? Mai Coque? I'd love to see you with Mai Coque!
  • 23:39:07: I wish @HurricaneHelms would use the Dark Knight voice when he has the mask on
  • 23:56:11: Any anti-gay activists ever use slogans like "Keep the lesbians on dvd and out of the chapel" ? That logic is really hard to argue with.

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