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From Twitter 11-11-2009


  • 02:45:56: I think I have AIDS in my hands
  • 12:16:02: http://bit.ly/2wZyxV
  • 12:18:30: http://bit.ly/HVw6g
  • 14:27:27: Meant to wish my coworker a Happy Veteran's Day, but I never wished him a Happy Convicted Child Molester Day and I like to be consistent.
  • 17:10:14: @anidoll I didn't even know you were married!
  • 17:35:08: @jenxstudios Ever have Edible Arrangements chocolate covered strawberries?
  • 17:38:23: Brought my laser pointer to work on accident yesterday. Turns out bellboys aren't as enchanted by it as cats are.
  • 17:42:57: @jenxstudios Godiva better or worse?
  • 20:09:10: @becca_darling Pretty much everybody that was ever in Squeeze is too cool.
  • 20:40:18: #greatstarwarsquotesduringsex Those are not the droids I was looking for
  • 21:03:44: Why does anybody give a shit about what's going on with Aerosmith in 2009? Who is the drummer for The Who these days?
  • 21:48:52: @FRANKTRIGG Well THAT excuses child rape.
  • 22:00:37: Sometimes I forget that Kellie Pickler and Carrie Underwood are separate people. Kellie is NOT a character Carrie plays, right?
  • 22:09:07: For a hotel that prides itself on having books in the lobby and all, The Study at Yale sure attracts a lot of people that can't read signs.

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