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From Twitter 12-26-2009


  • 04:21:28: Wouldn't she make you laugh again?
  • 05:13:55: @AndreaExMarie better than being a celibate cunt, non?
  • 05:22:26: @OMGitsJessieLee maybe everyone thought you were only celebrating Kwanzaa this year
  • 16:27:29: I just came up with a new dance. You hold your nose with one hand and wave the other in the air. I call it the "Evacuate the Dance Floor".
  • 16:47:11: Someday Dweezil will get over her. Someday... http://tweetphoto.com/7318868
  • 16:49:53: @alyankovic Oh crap, I thought it was SQUEEZEboxing day. I've been listening to a loop of Polkas on 45 since I woke up!
  • 22:17:06: @amandapalmer shaggage = a bag with an extra outfit you keep in your car in case of a random one night stand
  • 22:56:50: Weird coincidence; I spent seven dollars on dinner and my cash drawer is seven dollars short.
  • 23:08:30: @fairytalevegas I'd like to learn more about these New Year's Blowers
  • 23:55:45: @fairytalevegas Just don't get any ideas about the mormon girls, I already asked them to marry me

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